The occasional musings of a slacker-genius.
when i look in the mirror:
when i try to take a picture:
The first is when you think you’re attractive, the second is what makes others fall in love with you.
No but one guy was like “What do you see here?”
and I “A Slowbro”
Him “NO BUT WHAT DO YOU SEE?!”
Him “Look at his stats, his defence, he’s a rock, he’s the most solid thing ever. He can take two dragon dances and two attacks and barely be damaged. He’s near invincible.”
Me “I have a Psyduck in all my games that I don’t let evolve and that’s about as serious as I get about Pokemon leveling and stats”.